Monday, November 07, 2005

New ambition

I've decided to become a Coroner. The constant death would be a bit depressing, but apart from that it'd be the funnest job ever. Or at least Garry Evans's job would be. Whether it's highways, glue or Maternity Services he gets to yap on about what the root cause of the problem is, and then the media listens to him.

I could do that, it's all Capitalism's fault. I'd even call it poverty rather than capitalism for the press releases. I think I need to become a lawyer or a doctor first though - lawyer requires less training.

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