Kelly Osbourne vs. Dr. Phil

I have long hated Dr. Phil. An achievement made much greater, because I've never actually watched anything with him in it till last Friday. I've hated him ever since I read about this episode of Oprah, which was basically telling girls off for giving oral sex to boys. Sars covers most of the basics on why this all sucked (although she liked Dr. Phil for some reason - I think she's changed her mind) I have long wanted some snotty teenage girl to kick Dr. Phil's head in. So it was with much satisfaction that I watched Kelly Osborne arguing back against his sanctimonious bullshit, on the last episode of the Osbornes.

Which is all just an introduction to post immortal words of Kelly Osborne's:

My keys, my car, my vagina: my business