'Go to hell,' Chavez tells Blair

That was the headline in the Dom Post.

Chavez, a fiery leftist who recently compared US President George W Bush to Adolf Hitler, accused Blair of bowing to Washington's interests and being "shameless" and "immoral." "Stay in your place, Mr Blair, you are not one that has the morality to criticise anyone," Chavez said during a speech. "Venezuela is a free nation. Do you believe we're still in times of imperialism and colonialism?"

"Go right to hell, Mr Blair," Chavez said, using local slang that is more vulgar.

Since Tony Blair is going to be visiting in March I'm going to have to think of some vulgar local slang to use. I'm open to suggestions.