Grooming?
Did you know that Sunsilk have just released a new manly range of haircare products. It's conditioner 'for strengthening hair' and it has a dumb-bell on it. See there was this whole market out there that hair care products just weren't reaching - but now you can prove your masculinity with haircare products(even if you can't bench press your own weight - your hair can).
Also Countdown has a section called 'Male Grooming' - besides a rather girly range of deoderants (I saw both Impulse and Mum) they have KY Jelly and Condoms?
What exactly are you grooming and how?
"I don't know if I look well presented enough...if only I had some KY Jelly!"
ReplyDeleteI remember when one supermarket moved the condoms to the "feminine hygene" section.
ReplyDeleteYou know, for her cock.
My wife considers condoms absolutely a feminine hygiene product - they're the "no mess" solution.
ReplyDeleteHave you seen the new Brut ads? They have a machine adding appropriately manly items (keg, rugby ball, steak, etc) to make the manliest deodorant possible. A pink handbag is destroyed in the process.
ReplyDeleteQuite terrible.
What they need is the 'flower men' ads they have in asia. Is it boy a girl? No one is sure, they both carry handbags and a full line of skincare for both.
ReplyDelete