So imagine for a minute that you're anti-abortion. You're wandering around the internets as happy as you can be when you come across an article where a woman didn't just argue for her right to abortion, but said how excited she was to have an abortion:
I know, I know, I've heard all the arguments: Abortion stops a beating heart. It's a child, not a choice. Every life is precious. Well, I don't care what the pro-lifers say... I am totally psyched for this abortion!Isn't that shocking? Wouldn't you just run to your blog as quickly as can be to condemn this woman, and the many other women like her. Not even pausing to figure out what this news website called 'The Onion' is actually about.
Pete a fine upstanding young man, who should not responsible for the fact that he's a few beads short of a rosary, did just that. He wrote not one, but two, posts attacking young Caroline Webber. Even when over 500 people had explained to him that she doesn't exist, he didn't quite get it:
First of all, who are we talking about? We are talking about a woman who supports the murder of over 3,000 babies/human beings every single day. We are talking about a woman who supports the suctioning out of brains from human beings to collapse their skulls in order to remove their dead carcases from the women who have chosen to kill their children. A woman who likely supports the killing of a fully developed 9 month old baby so that the poor mother doesn't have to buy diapers, or live with the trauma of having to raise a child.Really make sure you check out both the comment threads as well - I didn't know there were so many different ways to laugh at someone for their own stupidity. (via BitchPhD)